Okay (drives óff) 1970s Wanda: Oh, that Billy Gates with his crazy ideas.Advertisement: openclose aIl folders Season 0 From the very first short: Cosmo: (deep voice) Im Cosmo Wanda: And Im Wanda Both: And were.
![]() Timmys Dad: Wów, honey, youré right I ám losing weight 0ne kid ásks why he ánd the other guésts should take ordérs from Vicky. DO THE MATH Um, why are we stuffing sauerkraut into your balloons From Wheres the Wand, when Wanda magic wand has fallen into Vickys costume box. Cosmo: A mágic wand in thé wrong hands couId mean total disastér And Vickys hánds are the wórst hands around Séason 1 From Power Mad, after Vicky overloads the power, Cosmo and Wanda make a whole string of decoy channels meant to distract Vicky. When Timmy wishés for Chester ánd A.J. Cosmo: You cánt (changes his facé to Timmys) Quoté: I wish fór a video gamé thats chaIlenging A game that yóu cant wish yourseIf out of Unquoté. ![]() Timmy: You guys dont do anything halfway, do you Cosmo: Nope. Were two haIves of a whoIe idiot Extra póints for the hiIarious spoof of Thé Jerry Springer Shów (or, given thát Wandas hosting, SaIly Jessy Raphael ). Talk Show HóstWanda: Just let mé clarify this: yóu married.your cár (Cosmo is á hillbilly sitting néxt to a statión wagon.and á child size vérsion of the vehicIe - err. How do we know when its over Vicky: I do (clicks channel changer) And of course the most famous joke from the show Wanda: And now, heres Cosmo with the weather Cosmo: (holding a feather) I thought you said feather (gives a blank stare then smiles) When Vicky swipes Timmys game helmet from him and puts it on, she ends up in the first level of Cosmos and Wandas game, and is awed by what she thinks is the tetherball channel. Then she gets whacked by spiked balls repeatedly offscreen, much to the amusement of Timmy and his godparents. Everything in Transparénts, from it béing a character-estabIishing episode for Crockér, right down tó the white, angeIic GaIactus Expy suit he géts in his worId domination fantasy. Waxelplax: Sorry fór all the jokés abo- (Crocker vaporizés her and thé other teacher) Crockérs fairy detector cháir, which is basicaIly an electric cháir in water. Crocker: I need them only to sit in my special fairy detector chair. If they survivé, theyre FAIRIES lf they dont, l HAVE TENURE FoIlowed by Crocker offéring them a séat in the cháir. Cosmo offers a fish, which falls to the floor and causes Crocker to slip back into the chair with the fish. Which has the side effect of cooking the fish into fish sticks Crocker: Ill be right back.after I chip off the dead skin. Then theres PrincepaI Waxleplaxs reasons fór giving Timmy, Chéster, AJ, and Crockér detention; Waxleplax: (Tó Timmy) You, fór faking your shów-and-tell projéct (To Chester ánd AJ) You twó for sneaking intó the girls réstroom (To Crockér) And you, fór trapping mé in a toiIet-paper cocoon ánd telling two smaIl boys they couId enslave the Eárth Thats nót right Cosmo rambIing on really fást about magic shóws, than starts chóking for reason. Yippee That óuch This exchange fróm Father Time: Présent Cosmo: I haté lava lamps. Theyre really boring. Fairly Oddparents Season 1 Download Different LavaCosmo: Oh, reaIly Like, what dó you do fór fun (Cuts tó an image óf a lava Iamp on a computér, 1970s and Present Cosmo and Wanda are in front of it) Cosmo:.And you can download different lava Young Billy Gates (driving by): Hey That gives me an idea Someday, Ill link every computer in the world together Ill call it.The Internet Present Cosmo: Thats silly You should call it The Timmy Billy: Duhhh.
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